• normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
  • parents: don't do it again
  • me: doesn't do dishes
  • parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
yonimasseur asked:
Please tell me which one is your girlfriend so that I can take her off. I certainly don't mean any harm. I reblog a lot of pictures and have several guesses which one it might be, but want to remove only the correct one.

/post/36829606183/oh-and-heres-my-uh-face-such-a-cutie thankyou ^^

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Lana Del Rey - Cola.

Best fucking song ever.

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